Bloodbathed Frostbrood Vanquishers, Ho!
^campin' the well^
Immo, Sin, Euf and a handful of other dedicated raiders completed the 12 achievements necessary for Glory of the Icecrown Raider (10 Player) to become the 7th group of ten (61st -> 70th) people rewarded with -- extremely fast -- Bloodbathed Frostbrood Vanquisher flying mounts. Yay them!
In other news we've downed 7.95 (thanks Pundada) heroic bosses in our quest to become banes of the fallen king. Yay us.
Ladies and gents, it humbles me to inform you that we have finally taken down the man behind the man, Mr. Lich. My, how far we have come in such a short period of time. I remember as if it were yesterday when Narcotic, soon to be Censored, was just an idea in the head of a few close friends; when our intentions were as humble as being a casual ten man guild. Well look how we have blossomed into one of the finest groups of players on the server... well most of us, haha. Almost all previous posts have been full of vulgarities and drug humor in order to undermine whatever beast of a boss we had just taken down; however I feel that the Lich King deserves more than that. He truly was a test of everything that all of us had, so good, neigh, amazing job to all who have helped make us what we are now regardless if you were here from the start, or for a matter of weeks, you have all contributed in some way.
You know what...FUCK YOU LICH KING, we've spent way too much time with your bullshit defiles and valks to not want to finger bang your mother fuckin' cat, you piece of shit. Bring on more Hardmodes and Ruby Sanctum bitches, Censored is rollin' baby.
With much love Euf
Ice Crown Progress goes to 11
^Screenshot simulated^
Let's see; Putricide... Dead, Valanar, Keleseth and Taldaram... Dead, Lana'thel... Dead, Dreamwalker... Dead err.. not dead... you get the point. We're up to the lynch king, we got him to 80% on our first try, and to quote the D, "that's fucking teamwork!" Let's down this no-talent assclown fast and get on to hard modes were the risk is relatively similar yet the rewards are oh-so virtually sweeter. Oh ya, good job on Sindragosa, grats to Velinthe for a neck or trinket or something... <3 Myd
Ice Crown Progress!
Look guys, we made the front page
Obviously Putricide will go down this week, that's not the issue. Let's clear up to and including Blood-Queen Lana'thel and reclaim our spot as a top 5 guild on the server. Immo knows we can do it, Duce and I do too. Sin and Iadnan are confident. Evalice is laying in a hospital bed right now, his dying wish is to see us do it. Don't fucking let him down!
Censored is 365 (days)!
Happy birthday to us, happy birthday to us, happy birthday dear Narc... Censored. Happy birthday to us. That's right, as of November 9th, along with Nick Lachey, Darmstadtium, and McSteamy (don't pretend like you don't know who I'm talking about.) We're another year older. We've achieved alot in a year and there are no signs of slowing down. In the great words of Tupac, "Live it up or give it up."
Heroic Jax & Champz Down :)
Being chased around by black balls is
no longer limited to Energyze's dreams
We beat beasts like a month ago and due to bugs including but not limited to lag, random disconnects, not moving out of trample, and butts, we were unable to do it again... until now. Lord Jaraxxus proved a simple task, and The Faction Champions followed suit. We're tied for 6th on the server, our ranks are filled with skilled players from the high peaks of the Andes to the lowest depths of New Jersey. We've got Edyis Darkbane and Fjola Lightbane in our sights and after that... no one knows
(except Mek 'cause he knows everything.)
<3 Myd
Censored is BEAST!
Yet again a longish delay in posts. We're still actively raiding, just nothing of consequence has really been available to write about. Sure, we one-shot every new boss in ToC each week they came out, came ever so close to a legendary, and have become one of the best geared guilds on the server. But Ulduar is old news and ToC(25N) just isn't newsworthy. Well... on to Heroic mode bosses and after 2 solid nights of attempts, we're 20% done. Awesome job guys, grats to everyone on their 258 loot.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
^Machine or Mannequin? Definitely the former.^
4 Tower FL (Orbit-uary) was such a joke it wasn't even worth a post. I rolled a DK not a Salvaged Demolisher and while I can spam pyrite with the best of 'em it's not exactly impressive (although Evalice's DPS certainly will be when that damn fist weapon drops.) Deconstructor on the other hand has a fairly difficult hard mode and guess what, we did it in about 2 hours of attempts. Something to the effect of 100k raid dps, solid healing, tanking, shooting, and stabbing all around. Another level 239 item (grats Konvar) and 10 more achievement points for all of us, but who's counting --other than Smurtis.--
More Like Yogg-Snoreon
Being horribly raped by giant tenticles is
no longer limited to Energyze's dreams
The beast with a thousand maws got a good 25 of them filled with [Censored]. We've done in 3 weeks what other guilds are still trying to achieve after over double that. Excellent job by all and thanks for all the hard work. No rest for the weary, however, on to hard modes and Alganon. You guys rock.
Vezax Downed by These Hacks
^Wetbacks (no offense Spets) work for Scooby Snacks (and epic loots)^
As our guild further decends into madness we are confronted by the imposing prison of Yogg-Saron. We had hitherto believed that we were living in most cordial terms with the greater part of the inhabitants of Azeroth, and with the powers above in particular; but woe be unto us if we were not soon convinced of the fallacy of such damning security. Clouds... fucking clouds people, don't stand in them, don't run through them, concentrate on not spawning adds as hard as you are on DPS and YS will go down like Illogical on a first date. Yes, we killed General on our first fresh night of attempts, one more boss and we can start working on hard modes for Alganon - yay!
Hey laser lips, your momma was a snowblower!
^Apart, Undone, Dismantled, Disected, Disassembled, Fucked UP^
Nicely done Censored. The 23 of us managed to avoid stepping on mines, standing in laser barrages, being annhilated by homing missiles, and getting blown up by bombs for long enough that this little android gnome thinger announced defeat. Kigaz finally upgraded his Naxx(10) gloves and acheieved Epic status (as far as we were concerned he had that a long time ago.) With only about an hour for Vezax attempts we got him to 1/4 life, let's just go straight to hard mode. You guys all rock (except for that Verty kid.)
<3 Mydknight
Ulduar Progress!
^Diagnosis: Sassy!^
Ya, it's been unusually long since our last update. We've been busy downing, oh... Flame Leviathan, Razorgore, Ignis, XT, Kologarn, Iron Council, Hodir, Thorim, that Panther Cunt, and Freya (pictured - sorta.) Next we're gonna' take Mimiron's gun away from him, stick it up his ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes "click." Censored? That's right, nobody fucks with the Censored
Peace, My-DK
3D Down, Bring on Uld!
^Long Strange Trip!^
So yeah, been a while. Since our epic guild downed Naxx, we 2-shotted 25man Mally, we kind of thought we were some hawt shit. Two drakes went down like the bitches they are. But wow, that third drake took a little longer then I had expected. After 3 weeks of solid 1 night attempts(3 nights over the span of 3 weeks) we finally fucked saph in the fucking throat like a 2 dollar spunk mouth whore. Sorry if that seems a bit vulgar but this bitch deserves it.
So..finally completed all of the current content, just in time for Uld I suppose. Good job to everyone on 3D. Grats to, well, myself, for winning the Twlight Drake. Wear those titles proudly my little twatwaffles.
<3 Euf
Onward to the Drakes!
^Pussy^
So Naxx is on Clear now. I didn't want to post the first time it happen because with the sorry group of fuckers we had, could have been a fluke. I joke. O_o
Now that we got the second one out of the way I figure I can congratulate everyone. I'd say Moneymacs Sword was the sickest pick up of the night. Grats fag. Good job everyone.
Now its time to wtfpwn some OS Drakes. Dealt is a beast btw.
Name change don't mean shit..
^Harsh^
So wow, some twat-gobblin' son of a bitch reported our guild name. So..no longer Narcotic, welcome to Censored.
New name, still bad ass players, plus some. Did our first guild 25-man last night, cleared two and a half wings. Not to shabby.
Psh..10 man Naxx..Joke
^Wow..so this guy got wtf pwned. You suppose to 1 shot this dude?
So we finally have everyone hitting 80, with the exception of a few slacker ass mother fuckers. But they fail because they don't get to experience the sick loots which is Naxx! Well kinda. On our first week, and first full clear of Naxx..the great Kel'Thuzad decided to drop for us..a nasty Gun and a wand..and something else not worth recalling.
But Grats to all those who got loot! First 10-man Naxx clear went nice and smooth. After one more we should have the members to start a second, which will eventually lead to that wonderful 25-man. Get excited.
Until then, level those of you who haven't, Gear those of you who have been slacking! That is all. <3 Euf
Naxx...coming soon!
^You see this Naxx! This how is we are going to FUCK YOU UP!^
We are going to come in there and make you scream like a virgin on prom night. Well, we will as soon as more of us hit 80 damnit!
Grats to all those who've hit it thus far. The rest of you slackasses, myself included..step it up pussy.
Old Old
Currently trying to make it to 80, who will the first be! Cacdruid seems to be owning pretty hard, but the fierce Rangedmonkey isn't far behind. But Verty has been up on a 2 night benger, who knows what'll happen next!
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As always, I love you guys. Do me proud my lil monkey shits..<3 Euforia